"At least if everything falls apart, you can take photos of your cute dog and sell them... I'd buy one"
- my mom (probably)

"Get your head out of your ass Blankenship, you're shooting at the wrong hoop"
- 7th grade basketball coach

"There are three things that define who a person is: empathy, integrity, and a compulsive bloodlust that cannot be quelled. Rhett has at least one of those"
- my pal BJ